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Posted 09 March 2010 - 01:51 PM

Old people. Otherwise known as 'Society Leech'.
They block up our freeways with their slow and incompetant driving. They are a drain on our healthcare and welfare systems. They increase our taxes as we fund their bloated pension schemes.
They feed and feed from our hard work.

What do they contribute back to society? Nothing.


I propose that we euthanise the non-vital elderly at the age of 75.
(vital being those who entertain us or still produce something of worth to society. Of course, how one decides what is of worth is something for another discussion)
Their bodies could be used to produce Soylent Green, to help feed the starving children in Africa!



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Posted 09 March 2010 - 01:58 PM

I'm not a religious person but I feel like I can't contribute to this topic without securing a spot in hell.
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Posted 09 March 2010 - 02:05 PM

you've had premarrital sex, you've already booked your ticket.
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Posted 09 March 2010 - 02:20 PM

Do you assume you will be entertaining us when you're 75 or providing something of worth?

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If I was uncircumcised I would just masturbate underground where the pressure is higher and fucking blow the top off of my foreskin like my name is Vin Diesel driving a fast car and coming in first place in the championship race.
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Posted 09 March 2010 - 02:24 PM

You work hard Liam, haahaaahaaahaaahaaahaaa

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 03:14 PM

75 is a bit young, maybe 80
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Posted 09 March 2010 - 03:46 PM

To be serious, this is a good topic.

It all has to be judged, if it were to be, if someone is a drain or not. There are some fit 90 year olds still working, still able to speak, not dribbling or piddling their pants. Why should they be penalised by someone who is in a bad way at 60.

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 03:58 PM

Can we just euthanise non vital people of any age plz?

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 04:42 PM

View PostThe Could said:

Can we just euthanise non vital people of any age plz?

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fine. i'll order my slot at the crem then.
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Posted 09 March 2010 - 04:56 PM

I like old people.

Shoot Liam instead.
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Posted 09 March 2010 - 05:29 PM

View PostThe Could said:

Can we just euthanise non vital people of any age plz?

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 05:32 PM

And then eat him!

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If I was uncircumcised I would just masturbate underground where the pressure is higher and fucking blow the top off of my foreskin like my name is Vin Diesel driving a fast car and coming in first place in the championship race.
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Posted 09 March 2010 - 05:45 PM

So after a lifetime of work and struggle, when they finally have time to enjoy their pension, you want to get rid of 'em, huh? I'm gonna save this link and I'll get back to you in about 50 years!! :-P
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Posted 09 March 2010 - 06:59 PM

I'd like for them to not be allowed to drive. My grandma when she walks her back is horizontal. When she's sat in the car she's looking into her lap. Why the fuck she thinks she's going to drive again is quite beyond me.
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Posted 09 March 2010 - 07:13 PM

My Dad turns 70 this month and his driving license is up for renewal. Not once in the 24 years I have been on this planet have I actually seen him drive, but he's determined he must have it renewed.

<3 my wee Dad.
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Posted 09 March 2010 - 07:53 PM

View PostThe Could said:

Can we just euthanise non vital people of any age plz?

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 08:41 PM

My grandmother's license was only recently taken away, and only after she rear ended someone. She has always been a terrible driver but she's had macular degeneration and glaucoma for many years and was still driving... plus she's 82. She'd take right turns from the left lane, go 20 mph no matter what the speed limit was, etc. Every time she pulled into her garage she'd take the paint off the side of her car a little bit more.
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Posted 09 March 2010 - 09:03 PM

Did you just give incentive to euthanize your own grandmother? Cold.
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Posted 09 March 2010 - 09:06 PM

I also haven't talked to her in over a year because she's CRAZY. I will let you all draw your own conclusions.
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Posted 09 March 2010 - 09:10 PM

Why not make a reality TV show out of it? "So you think you're not old enough to die"
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